译路同行

 找回密码
 立即注册

QQ登录

只需一步,快速开始

微信扫码 , 快速开始

搜索
热搜: 活动 交友 discuz
12
返回列表 发新帖
楼主: E0907郝准

2011.11.4笑话一则

  [复制链接]
发表于 2011-11-9 09:02:49 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主~~~~~~~












商标注册加急办理
发表于 2011-11-9 22:22:31 | 显示全部楼层
he secret of longevity

A lady walked toward an old man swinging on the chair in the porch.
"I find accidentally that you are so happy." the lady said, "and what is the secret of your longevity."
"I have three packs of cigarettes everyday and a case of whiskey every week. Fatty food and no exercise."
"Wow, amazing." the lady asked," then how old are you ?"
"Twenty six!"
发表于 2011-11-10 21:27:11 | 显示全部楼层
The secret to live longer
One day, a lady walked toward a old man rocking in his armchair at the doorway.
“I have found by accident that how happy you are,” that lady said. “What is your secret to live longer?”
“Well, I smoke three packs of cigarette every day, drink a box of whisky every week, eat high-flat food and never take exercises.”
“Wow, it is so amazing!” The lady said. “And how old are you?”
“twenty-six.”
发表于 2011-11-11 19:29:36 | 显示全部楼层
A woman walks up to a little old man who has been rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you are," she says.         "What's your secret for this long, happy life?"  
"I smoke three packs everyday, drink a glass of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never and ever exercise."
"Oh, that's unbelievable. How old are you by the way?"
"Twenty-six."
发表于 2011-11-28 23:04:41 | 显示全部楼层
In the porch of the gate, a little old man was rocking in a chair. A lady came to him.
"I stumbled, how happy you are," the woman said. "What’s your secret of the happiness and longevity?”
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Oh, it's magic," the woman said. "May I ask for your age?"
"26."
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 立即注册

本版积分规则

QQ|小黑屋|Archiver|译路同行

GMT+8, 2025-2-13 16:30 , Processed in 0.100977 second(s), 21 queries .

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表