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发表于 2011-11-28 23:04:41
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In the porch of the gate, a little old man was rocking in a chair. A lady came to him.
"I stumbled, how happy you are," the woman said. "What’s your secret of the happiness and longevity?”
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Oh, it's magic," the woman said. "May I ask for your age?"
"26." |
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